Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Obama Lays Out Plan to Achieve Lasting Peace Talks in Middle East

▪  GOP Presidential Hopeful Carly Fiorina Has High Name Recognition Among Thousands She Fired

▪  Urban Polling Centers Recommend Voters Start Lining Up Now for 2016 Election

▪  NFL Sentences Tom Brady to a Year With the Jets

▪  Desperate Residents of Austin Completely Surrounded by Texas

– Phillip Brownlee

This story was originally published May 10, 2015 at 7:02 PM.