Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from theonion.com:

▪  Nation on Edge as Court Decides Whether to Legalize Gay Marriage Now or in a Few Years

▪  Authorities Believe Man Radicalized While Serving 18 Years in Congress

▪  Nation Just Hoping Next President Can Prevent Country’s Decline From Being Totally Humiliating

▪  NFL Draft Pick Hugs Family That Will Bleed Him Dry Over Next 5 Years

▪  ‘Avengers’ Sequel Picks Up Where First Film’s Profits Left Off

– Phillip Brownlee

This story was originally published May 3, 2015 at 7:01 PM.