Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Hillary Clinton Officially Begins 19 Months of Looking Concerned

▪  Jeb Bush Says He Will Harm Nation Differently From His Brother

▪  New Hillary Clinton Ad Features Just Kittens

▪  Ron Paul Withholding Presidential Endorsement Until True Libertarian Candidate Enters Race

▪  U.S. Encouraging Cuba to Shift Toward Democratic System of Corruption

This story was originally published April 19, 2015 at 7:05 PM.