Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Peace With Iran Could Limit Ability to Bomb It, Warns McCain

▪  Indiana Governor Stunned by How Many People Seem to Have Gay Friends

▪  President Signs Order Making Ted Cruz Ineligible for Obamacare

▪  New Poll Finds 74% of Americans Would Be Comfortable Blaming Female President for Problems

▪  Dallas Cowboys Honored for Helping Reintegrate Criminals Back Into NFL

– Phillip Brownlee

This story was originally published April 5, 2015 at 7:02 PM.