Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Congress’ Approval Rating No Longer Detectable by Current Technology

▪  Hillary Releases 20,000 Spam E-mails From Old Navy

▪  Joe Biden Releases Both E-mails Written While Vice President

▪  Netanyahu Assures Critics He Still Has Utmost Respect for U.S. Money

▪  Rising Income Inequality Causing Wealthy Americans to Take on Second Sailboat

▪  Nation Just Wants to Be Safe, Happy, Rich, Comfortable, Entertained at All Times

– Phillip Brownlee

This story was originally published March 22, 2015 at 7:01 PM.