Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Trump Supporters Celebrate Imminent Loss of Their Health Insurance

▪  Fourth-Grade Class Touring White House Answers Trump’s Questions About the Civil War

▪  NASA Deploys Congressional Rover To Search For Funding

▪  Pence Really Thought He’d Be President by Now

▪  Psychologists Say It Perfectly Natural To Fantasize About Sandwiches Other Than One Currently In Hand