Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Cackling Trump Reveals To Dinner Guests They’ve All Just Eaten Single Piece Of His Tax Returns

▪  Berkeley Campus On Lockdown After Loose Pages From ‘Wall Street Journal’ Found On Park Bench

▪  Jared Kushner Calls Kim Jong-un “Totally Unqualified Person” Who Got Job Only Through Nepotism

▪  CERN Researchers Apologize For Destruction Of 5 Parallel Universes In Recent Experiment

▪  James Harden Dreading Long 15-Minute Walk To Get Back On Defense