Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Putin Angrily Resigns from Trump’s Re-election Campaign

▪  Sean Spicer Given Own Press Secretary To Answer Media’s Questions About His Controversial Statements

▪  Rookie Justice Gorsuch Assigned To Supreme Court Overnight Shift

▪  Man Knows He Must Ride Unexpected Urge To Clean As Far As It Will Take Him

▪  Beard Husks On Sidewalk Indicate Start Of Hipster Molting Season