Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Trump Confident U.S. Military Strike On Syria Wiped Out Russian Scandal

▪  Trump Assures Nation That Decision For Syrian Airstrikes Came After Carefully Considering All His Passing Whims

▪  Jared Kushner Quietly Transfers ‘Solve Middle East Crisis’ To Next Week’s To-Do List

▪  Joel Embiid To Undergo Career-Starting Surgery