Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  White House Denies Any Ties to United States

▪  Rep. Nunes Says He Held Russia Hearings Alone in His Apartment and They Went Great

▪  Queen Elizabeth Frantically Trying To Preserve European Alliances By Arranging Great-Grandchildren’s Marriages

▪  GOP Makes Good On 2009 Promise To Block President’s Health Care Bill

▪  Mar-A-Lago Assistant Manager Wondering If Anyone Coming To Collect Nuclear Briefcase From Lost And Found