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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines


The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Report: Anxiety Disorders Induced By Trump Presidency Not Covered Under GOP Health Bill

▪  Middle-Schooler Who Wrote GOP Health-Care Bill Claims He Has Not Been Paid

▪  FBI Calls For Increased Surveillance Powers To Keep Pace With Evolving Threat Of Presidential Administrations

▪  Gaunt, Hollow-Eyed Big Bird Enters Sixth Day Of Hunger Strike Against Proposed Trump Budget

▪  Nation Thrilled Grayson Allen Returned To Duke For One More Crushing NCAA Loss