Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Trump Orders All White House Phones Covered in Tin Foil

▪  Samsung Smart TV Owner Learning About Majority Of Features From Leaked CIA Documents

▪  Russian Officials Scrambling As Plan To Delegitimize Western Democracy Moving Way Faster Than Intended

▪  Completely Sober Employee Still Embarrassing Self At Company Party