Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Putin Demands Jeff Sessions Resign From Russian Government

▪  Heartbroken Russian Ambassador Thought Special Meetings With Sessions Were Very Memorable

▪  Republicans Accuse Voters of Using Town Halls to Express Themselves

▪  Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Nation’s Next Mass Protests

▪  Ken Burns Not Sure How To Turn Down Ray Romano’s Repeated Offers To Narrate Next Documentary

▪  Joel Embiid To Miss Rest Of 3rd Rookie Season With Knee Injury