Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

Trump Says He Has Been Treated Very Unfairly by People Who Wrote Constitution

Putin Starting to Wonder If His Puppets Are Smart Enough to Pull This Off

Mar-A-Lago Member Complains About Loud, Obnoxious Cabinet Meeting At Next Table

Neil Gorsuch Vows To Interpret Constitution Using Scalia’s Original Intent

Scientists Ask Congress To Fund $50 Billion Science Thing

NASA Launches First Cordless Satellite