Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

Koch Brothers Encouraging Youth To Make Voices Heard By Forming Super PAC

Nation Debates Extremely Complex Issue of Children Firing Military Weapons

Critics Blast Obama for Consuming Three Meals a Day While on Vacation

Teacher Asks Students To Split Into 2 Groups To Simulate Ideal Class Size

Elderly Lobbyist Always Droning On About How Little Legislation Cost In His Day

Devastated Family Struggling To Cope After Losing Everything On DVR

– Phillip Brownlee

This story was originally published August 31, 2014 at 7:03 PM with the headline "Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines."