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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  World Leaders Receive Crank Calls from Someone Claiming to Be President of United States

▪  Trump Hails Gorsuch As Fierce Protector Of Future Amendment Allowing President To Temporarily Suspend Right To Assemble

▪  Trump Fires Acting Attorney General After Copy Of Constitution Is Found On Her Computer

▪  Scientists Baffled By Ability Of McConnell And Ryan To Stand Upright Without Spines

▪  Trump Enraged As Mexican President Meets With Meryl Streep Instead

▪  Depressed Groundhog Sees Shadow Of Rodent He Once Was