Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines
The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
▪ Trump Creates 10 Million Jobs for Fact Checkers
▪ Trump Deploys National Guard To Press Conference For Standing Ovation
▪ Collection Agency Holding Nation As Collateral Until Trump Pays Off Business Debts
▪ NFL Adds Passing Concussion Protocol To Pro Bowl Skills Competition
▪ Spider Sitting On Shower Wall Can’t Wait To See Look On Man’s Face