Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Trump Creates 10 Million Jobs for Fact Checkers

▪  Trump Deploys National Guard To Press Conference For Standing Ovation

▪  Collection Agency Holding Nation As Collateral Until Trump Pays Off Business Debts

▪  NFL Adds Passing Concussion Protocol To Pro Bowl Skills Competition

▪  Spider Sitting On Shower Wall Can’t Wait To See Look On Man’s Face