Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  GOP Promises Americans Will Be Able To Keep Current Medical Conditions If Obamacare Repealed

▪  Transition Team Assures Public Trump Has Too Many Conflicts Of Interest To Favor Any Specific One

▪  Russia Bans Meryl Streep Movies

▪  Intel Chiefs Say Trump’s Twitter Account Was Hacked By Four-Year-Old

▪  Master Architect Constructs Most Structurally Innovative Pile Of Dirty Dishes To Date