Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Putin To Sing At Trump Inauguration

▪  Obama Politely Asks Trump To Wait Until Inauguration Before Destroying World

▪  Inauguration Protesters Plan To Surround White House To Keep Obama From Leaving

▪  NFL To Curb Excessive Celebrations By Removing Areas Of Players’ Brains Responsible For Emotions

▪  Mom Much More Insistent About Getting Grandkids From One Child Than Other