Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Putin Agrees To Receive Intelligence Briefings In Trump’s Place

▪  Electoral College Does What It Was Either Designed To Do Or Explicitly Designed To Prevent

▪  Obama Signs Executive Order Requiring President Of United States To Be Taxpayer

▪  Ruth Bader Ginsburg Debating Whether To Cancel Winter Vacation Climbing K2

▪  Google Engineers Invent New Body Part To Strap Gadgets Onto