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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Poll: Americans Favor Keeping Air Force One and Canceling Trump

▪  Trump Warns That Companies Shipping Jobs Overseas Will Be Slapped With Enormous Bribes

▪  City Of Chicago Working Around Clock To Clear 18 Inches Of Bullet Casings From Streets

▪  Chris Christie Arrested For Keying Trump’s Limo

▪  Ben Carson Warns That Bible Makes No Mention Of Housing Or Urban Development

▪  Family Forced To Discontinue Print Edition Of Christmas Newsletter