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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Nation Elects First Black-Hearted President

▪  Area Liberal No Longer Recognizes Fanciful, Wildly Inaccurate Mental Picture Of Country He Lives In

▪  Exhausted, Defeated Voters Finally Beginning To Relate To Hillary Clinton

▪  Report: Things Finally As Bad As Trump Claims

▪  FBI Regretfully Announces That Clinton Committed No Crimes

▪  Millions Of Drunk Cubs Fans Rioted In Heaven Following World Series Win