Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Comey Says FBI Investigating Hillary’s Ties To Bill Clinton

▪  Comey Praises Brave FBI Agents Who Had To Touch Anthony Weiner’s Computer

▪  Trump Campaign Training Poll Watchers To Spot Any Suspicious Skin Colors On Election Day

▪  Queen Offers To Restore British Rule Over United States

▪  New Heavy-Duty Voting Machine Allows Americans To Take Out Frustration On It Before Casting Ballot