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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Trump Threatens To Skip Remaining Debates If Clinton Is There

▪  Hopeless Resignation Receives Massive Post-Debate Bump

▪  Lester Holt Begins Debate By Reminding Audience These Are The Candidates They Chose

▪  More Americans Expected To Self-Medicate Than For Any Other Debate In History

▪  Poll: 89% Of Debate Viewers Tuning In Solely To See Whether Roof Collapses

▪  Gary Johnson Says His Favorite Foreign Leader is Obi-Wan Kenobi