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Valentine wishes for the Legislature

Statehouse reporters and other political observers had fun this past weekend tweeting valentines to the Legislature (#kslegvalentines). Here are a few of the tongue-in-cheek sentiments:

▪  Your love is a shot of adrenaline to my heart.

▪  I’d uncork a fine bottle of wine for you but the state would take away our foster kids

▪  Valentine, I wanna (redacted) and (redacted) just the (redacted) you like.

▪  I don’t care what Moody’s says, I’ll never downgrade our love.

▪  Our bills will always bundle.

▪  My love for you is stronger than grocery-store beer.

▪  Unlike executive orders, my love is irrevocable.

– Phillip Brownlee