Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Emotional Obama Tearfully Thanks Trump For Granting Him Citizenship

▪  Newly Redesigned HillaryClinton.com Allows Users To Fully Customize Issues Page To Suit Own Preferences

▪  Endorsement Of Trump To Play Key Role In Chris Christie’s Insanity Defense

▪  New STEM Initiative Just Tries To Dissuade Students In Other Countries From Pursuing Science Careers