Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Poll: Unconscious Clinton More Fit To Be President Than Conscious Trump

▪  Pneumonia Virus Terrified After Remembering What Clintons Are Capable Of

▪  Gary Johnson Vows To Get Tough On East Korea

▪  Trump Economic Plan Calls For Every American To Inherit Millions From Father

▪  Disillusioned Hacker Starting To Feel Like He Has No Impact On American Presidential Election