Opinion Line

How does the city lose $3.50 on garage sales? The paperwork takes a minute. Solution: Do away with the license. It is like the fireworks law; most people don’t follow it anyway.

You know Hillary Clinton must really be sick if she canceled a fundraising trip to California.

Clinton didn’t weave the deplorables basket; Donald Trump did. And Clinton didn’t force anyone into the basket; they did it on their own. Clinton simply made an observation, one a vast majority of Americans were already well aware of.

I have no doubt left in my body that the Clinton Foundation is nothing but a means to launder money into Bill and Hillary Clinton’s pockets.

Trump does a pretty good job of reading what his managers put in front of him, but does he really know the real meaning of those words?

Clinton told the FBI that a concussion left her unable to remember meetings on handling our classified documents. However, she sure remembers that Trump is the root of all problems, including her cough.

As a center-left liberal who grew up in Kansas, I understand and respect many views of conservatives, even though I disagree with some of them. I only expect the same in return. Sadly, I am usually disappointed.

Last weekend I had to show my driver’s license to write a $50 check for paint and to buy a martini. Why is it expecting too much to have to show it to vote?

Monday evening, there must have been an electrical power surge after the national anthem at the 49ers game from all the televisions being shut off.

Of course you have to stand for our ultimate religious ceremony, conducted in a sacred NFL temple. State religions demand it.

Let’s start a GoFundMe account to pay for airfare to fly all these arrogant, disrespectful athletes out of our proud country.

I will never understand why people who are blessed with beautiful skin will ruin it by putting graffiti on it.

I love baseball. In what other sport can you chew bubble gum, spit sunflower seed hulls and grab your crotch?

This story was originally published September 15, 2016 at 5:02 AM with the headline "Opinion Line."