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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Alabama Loses Yet Another Fight to Remain in 18th Century

▪  Last Line of Obama’s Military Force Request Briefly Mentions Possibility of 25-Year Quagmire

▪  Desperate GOP Spotted in South Dakota Trying to Build Keystone Pipeline Themselves

▪  Patriots Super Bowl Win Provides Storybook Ending to NFL Credibility

▪  Health Experts Recommend Standing Up at Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

– Phillip Brownlee