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“Would you blame the chicken or would you blame the grocery store?”

– KAKE, Channel 10, director of marketing Bryan Frye likening the station’s dispute with Cox Communications, which the station isn’t currently on, to a carton of eggs with a couple of eggs missing

“This is not a joke to us. Like a grocery store, when our cost of goods is raised dramatically, it greatly impacts our customers.”

– Cox spokesman Dennis Clary