Carrie Rengers

You don’t say

“A lake of it.”

Artichoke owner Pat Audley, who Guinness is honoring Saturday at his annual customer appreciation fish fry, on how much of the beverage he’s had over the years

“I think his consumption got him noticed but his behavior got him recognized as a local hero.”

– Audley’s wife, Molly, on her husband, who is a former teacher

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