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“I thought we may not be the healthiest, but we’re the prettiest city in Kansas I think.”

– Project Access development consultant Pat Jones on an MSN.com report naming Johnson County the healthiest county in Kansas but showing a picture of Wichita instead

“Thankfully they didn’t show a picture of the chairman of our county commission because that is not the picture of health we want to portray.”

– Wichita Mayor Jeff Longwell, teasing about Sedgwick County Chairman Richard Ranzau and the MSN story

“Oh, my gosh, that is so tempting.”

– Richard Ranzau, declining a chance for a retort because he has “important work to do for the people”