You don’t say

“I have very mixed feelings on this.”

– A tweet from mayoral candidate Jeff Longwell after learning Twitter recommends his @jefflongwellict account to followers of @JoylandLouie the clown’s account since they’re “similar”

“The fact that no one has ever seen @jefflongwellict and I in the same place at the same time is just a coincidence.”

– Louie the Clown’s tweet in response