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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  DNC Headquarters Mobbed by Republican Refugees Seeking Asylum

▪  Paul Ryan: ‘The Comments Donald Trump Will Make Over the Next Few Months Are Regrettable’

▪  Trump Bolsters Foreign-Policy Team by Adding Ben Carson and Sarah Palin

▪  Residents of Philadelphia, Cleveland Relieved They Can’t Host Another Convention for Few Decades

▪  World Leaders Pour Into Washington to Pay Last Respects to Dying Nation

▪  New App Allows Customer to Track Pizza’s Movement Through Digestive System