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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  Trump Proposes Building Wall Inside Uterus

▪  Advisers Tell Trump, Cruz to Stick to Just Attacking All Women in General

▪  Media Unimpressed as Sanders Barely Gets 70 Percent of Vote in State Primary

▪  North Carolina Governor Swears in Historic First Class of Bathroom-Enforcement Cadets

▪  Unlocked iPhone Worthless After FBI Spills Glass of Water on It

▪  Mattel Releases New Male Barbie to Inspire Girls to Imagine Holding Highest Leadership Positions