Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines | The Wichita Eagle

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  New Education Initiative Replaces K-12 Curriculum With Single Standardized Test

▪  ‘This Will Be the End of Trump’s Campaign,’ Says Increasingly Nervous Man for 7th Time This Year

▪  Congress Marks 3rd Anniversary of Doing Nothing After Newtown

▪  Man Always Carries Gun in Case He Needs to Escalate Situation

▪  White House Running Out of Paintings to Cover Spots Where Obama Has Punched Through Wall

▪  Baby Has Sinking Feeling He Left Home Without Oversize Multicolor Plastic Keys