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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

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▪  Congress Marks 3rd Anniversary of Doing Nothing After Newtown

▪  Man Always Carries Gun in Case He Needs to Escalate Situation

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