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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  ‘Curses!’ Shouts Fist-Shaking Meals On Wheels Ringleader As Trump Cuts Off Gravy Train

▪  Report: It Unclear Whether Opposition From Every Sector Of American Society Will Have Any Effect On Health Care Bill Passing

▪  GOP Recommends Americans Set Aside Income From One Of Their Jobs To Pay For Health Care Under New Bill

▪  Trump Breaks World Record for Unconstitutional Travel Bans

▪  Report: Saying ‘Smells Okay’ Precedes 85 Percent Of Food-borne Illnesses Annually

▪  Shaquille O’Neal Wondering When People In Southern Hemisphere Have March Madness