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Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

• Obama Denies Role in Government• Republicans Agree to Stop Using Word 'Scandal' in Every Sentence if Obama Resigns• Obama Asks Staff to Start Cc'ing Him on Stuff• Kim Jong Un Defends Right to Obtain Journalists' Phone Records• GOP Split Over Whether to Waste Time Investigating Benghazi or Repealing Obamacare• Obama Supporter Has Perfectly Improbable Explanation Absolving President From Blame for Scandals• Republicans Question Whether Obama Could Handle Actual Scandal• 'Our Thoughts Go Out to Oklahoma,' Says GOP Congressman, Mentally Calculating When He Can Bring Up Benghazi Again• Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln• Republicans: Obama Must Take Action in Syria So We Can Criticize Action He Took in Syria• Sanford's Comeback Gives Hope to Liars• NRA Leader Warns of Rising Cost of Senators• Obama Orders Reinvasion of Iraq After Illuminating Trip Through Bush Presidential Library• Yahoo Back on Top After Purchasing Millions of 13-Year-Old Girls' Blogs



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