The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
Poll: Majority of Likely Voters Say They Were Sexually Harassed by Cain
In Moneymaking Scheme, Greece to Wed Kim Kardashian for 72 Days
China Announces 'Occupy America'
American Voters Worried About Botching Another Election
Bank of America Says It Will Refund Its $5 Debit Card Fee if Customers Pay a $10 Refund Fee