The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
Poll: Majority of Likely Voters Say They Were Sexually Harassed by Cain
In Moneymaking Scheme, Greece to Wed Kim Kardashian for 72 Days
China Announces 'Occupy America'
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American Voters Worried About Botching Another Election
Bank of America Says It Will Refund Its $5 Debit Card Fee if Customers Pay a $10 Refund Fee