The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
Rick Perry Promises Universal Hair Care
S&P Downgrades Iowa's IQ
Predator Drone Seen Hovering Over Standard & Poor's Headquarters
Murdoch Calls Rioters Criminals: 'If You Don't Believe Me, Listen to Their Voicemails'
Nation’s Students to Give American Education System Yet Another Chance
Obama: Debt-Ceiling Deal Required Tough Concessions by Both Democrats and Democrats Alike
New GOP Strategy Involves Re-electing Obama, Making His Life Even More Miserable