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"James Cameron has been called in to help BP stop the oil spill. Soon, they'll be failing in 3-D." — Stephen Colbert

"An American adventurist strapped himself to a bunch of helium balloons and floated from England to France. Immediately afterward, people in Mexico asked, 'Exactly how many balloons?'" — Jimmy Fallon

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