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The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:DEMOCRATS MOVE 2012 CONVENTION TO METRODOME; Most Appropriate Venue, Party Bosses Say

JULIAN ASSANGE TO LAUNCH SOCIAL NETWORK FOR DIPLOMATS; WikiLeaks Founder Plans 'Twofacebook'

CENSUS FINDS ENOUGH HOMELESS PEOPLE LIVING IN PUBLIC LIBRARY TO WARRANT CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT

IN CONTROVERSIAL DECISION, TIME MAGAZINE CALLS MARK ZUCKERBERG A PERSON; Thousands Protest Designation

DISASTER-TORN HAITI BRACED FOR PALIN; 'We Have Suffered Enough,' Haitians Say

BARACK OBAMA — EITHER DOING HIS BEST IN ONE OF THE MOST DIFFICULT TIMES IN AMERICAN HISTORY, OR HITLER

GOLDMAN'S MASSIVE BONUSES 'TOTALLY DESERVED,' SAYS SATAN; Prince of Darkness Praises Wall Street Colleagues

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