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"The top executive of Goldman Sachs testified before Congress today. So that proves crooks always return to the scene of the crime." — Jay Leno

"Former President Bush is writing his memoir. Writing his autobiography about his eight years in the White House. He's not done with it yet, but he's already put up the 'mission accomplished' banner." — David Letterman

"It's called 'Decision Points,' which narrowly edged out its original title of 'My Bad.'" — Jimmy Kimmel

"The state of Arizona has a new slogan: 'Get out.'" — Leno