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President Obama "didn't owe a lot in taxes. He has a lot of dependents. He's got his wife, two daughters, AIG, General Motors, Goldman Sachs." — Jay Leno

"There's a rumor going around that Hillary Clinton could be Obama's choice for the next Supreme Court justice. That's a lifetime appointment that would take up all of her time, or as Bill Clinton calls it, 'She'll take it.'" — Jimmy Fallon

"Since leaving her job as the governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has made more than $12 million. That is a lot of money for someone who can't say words that end in 'g.'" — Jimmy Kimmel