News Columns & Blogs

Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

IN TURNABOUT, RNC CHAIRMAN MICHAEL STEELE CALLS SAME-SEX UNIONS 'INCREDIBLY HOT'IPAD WINS NOBEL PEACE PRIZEAFGHAN WARLORD NOT SURE WHICH SIDE HE FEELS LIKE HELPING TODAYTOYOTA UNVEILS NEW SLOGAN: 'DRIVE A TOYOTA. YOU'LL NEVER STOP.'SUPREME COURT ALLOWS CORPORATIONS TO RUN FOR POLITICAL OFFICEOBAMA'S OBSCURE PRONUNCIATION OF 'NUCLEAR' BREAKS WITH TRADITIONTEA PARTY'S NEW PROTEST: 'NO GOVERNMENT TAKEOVER OF CONGRESS'CITY OF CHICAGO TO MODERNIZE OUTDATED GRAFT PROGRAMSNCAA TOURNAMENT PROVED THAT MID-MAJOR SEMI-UPPER-LOWER-MIDDLE-MIDS SHOULD BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

  Comments