"It's become a game between two teams: the Republican team and the Democratic team." — Rep. Jerry Moran, R-Hays, about the political struggle in Washington, D.C.
"I am interested in hiring you as my marketing agent. You are very good." — Moran again, after his accidental introduction as "Sen. Moran" at a Lawrence event
"I was brainwashed." — Lucero Costillo, an Emporia High School student, joking after President Obama's school speech
"If we had a 4,000-person waiting list for kindergarten this year, someone would do something about it." — Tom Laing, executive director of InterHab, decrying that more than 4,100 Kansans are on waiting lists for home-based services