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"During his speech to American schoolchildren, President Obama said that what you make of your education will decide nothing less than the future of this country. But no pressure." — Jimmy Fallon

"He encouraged them to work hard and study hard. Yeah, then he said if that doesn't work, grab the seat next to the Asian kid." — Conan O'Brien

"I thought, wait a minute. He might be trying a little too hard. . . . At the end he invited all the kids to the White House for a beer." — David Letterman

"Some Republicans were so mad about Obama's speech to schoolchildren, they had Dick Cheney give a rebuttal. He showed kids the proper way to stuff a geek into a locker." — Craig Ferguson

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