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Employee is too sun-tanned and other top 20 strangest employee complaints

Hiring managers seem to have heard it all. More than 2,600 of them participated in a nationwide survey by CareerBuilder citing some of the oddest complaints they’ve heard from employees.

What are some of the biggest complaints you’ve heard from co-workers about the workplace? Send me your funniest ones!!

Here are some of the survey’s highlights: – Employee is too sun-tanned. – Employee has big hair. – Employee eats all the good cookies. – Employee is so polite, it’s infuriating. – Employee suspected co-worker was a pimp. – Employee is trying to poison me. – Employee’s body is magnetic and keeps de-activating my magnetic access card. – Employee is personally responsible for a federally-mandated tax increase. – Employee was annoyed the company didn’t provide a place for naps during break time. – Employee only wears slippers or socks at work. – Employee’s aura is wrong. – Employee smells like road ramps. – Employee breathes too loudly. – Employee wants to check a co-worker for ticks. – 8:00 a.m. is too early to get up for work. – Employee wore pajamas to work. – Employee has bells on her shoes and it’s not the holidays. – Co-worker reminded the employee too much of Bambi. – Employee spends too much time caring for stray cats around the building. – A male employee keeps using the ladies’ room because the men’s room is not as tidy.