"General Motors just announced they've created — I'm not kidding — a new line of Cadillac cologne. The Cadillac cologne slogan is, 'Smell like you owe the federal government $10 billion.'" — Conan O'Brien
"Defense Secretary Robert Gates announced that the U.S. will send an additional 22,000 troops to Iraq to speed up the withdrawal effort. It's all part of the administration's new exit strategy, 'Reverse Psychology.'" — Jimmy Fallon
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