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"According to a new poll, 42 percent of Americans say they would vote for Sarah Palin for president in 2012. They also said they'd support her decision to step down in 2013." — Conan O'Brien"Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced that the United States will build two nuclear plants in India. And here's the weird part about those power plants. They're going to outsource all the jobs to Americans." — Jimmy Fallon